May 11, 2008
13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

aladamnbama:

“Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.”

“The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played ‘Halo’ on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.”

“Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.”

Good luck there, kiddo.

Via Pat

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